Heh, today, as I was ready to head out to the mall, a kind looking old man stopped by my doorsteps along with two ladies.   It was bad news.  They were Christian door-to-door salespeoples...Sometimes, I tell that straightout that I was athesist, but today, I was quite generous since I was going to Koji's in the evening.    

I was being nice and 'attentive', honest, I was.  Then, came the straw that broke the camel's back and I quote:  

"The Earth is polluted by smog, by criminals, by people who have lost their way, gays and lesbians"

Oh, dear, I thought, oh, no you didn't.   So I did the first thing that came to mind.

I crossed my arms, stared him straight in eye and told him I was a lesbian.  Complete, balderdash, I know, but sweet Jesus, he asked for it.  

He stared at me and then as if he came out from a cheesy movie, he said "May the power of Christ compel you."

I stared.  He stared.  I told him I like vaginas, thank you very much.  

He stared at me, all weirded out.  I think eventually, I just seemed plain nuts to him, so he left.  I think he muttered "Dios mio, Madre Santa"

I'm a little strange.  
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