Title: Diamond In The Garden
Author: seriousfic
Fandom: X-Men/Batman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,274
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Prompt: Diamonds
Characters/Pairing: Emma Frost and Poison Ivy, implied Scott/Emma and Harley/Ivy
Summary: Emma Frost doesn’t believe in karma. Why else would things like ecoterrorist kidnappings only happen to her after she’d given up her wicked ways?

"Emma Frost, your conglomerate has cut down hundreds of acres of rain forest. Today, you pay for your crime."

not that this comm evar isss

sort of lulz-y, from mad magazine



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From this person's deviantART.

Title: “The Drawing”
Author: Kayi Rowling
Challenge: #232 – Faces
Word count: 200 (*cursed*)
Characters: D, Leon, mentions of Young D, Chris, Pon-chan, T-chan and Q-chan (and Sofu)
Other specs: PG, General, post-vol.10
Date finished: 2008/10/13/11:50
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I am looking to buy my Dad a book for Christmas but I don't know what to get. He likes books about the war, the army and that sort of thing (as he served for 25 years) He has loads of books, both fiction and non fiction, and I really want to get him something he will read and enjoy for chrsitmas. Does anyone have any suggestions?

I am going to go and look at all the books he already has now - so I can narrow it down.

No, I can't make my Sokka-is-traumatised-Toph-is-trying-to-be-nice fic be about someone else, because other people are not Sokka and Toph. They will not react like Sokka and Toph disclaimer: or at least how I think Sokka and Toph would react. For starters, pretty much everyone else in the world would be distinctly more tactful than Toph when it comes to being sympathetic, yes?

So, no. Not happening, yo.

Liu Bei would not have a son named Michalious Bei. I cannot even beginning to rant about what is wrong with this name. Also, Liu Bei's heir was Liu Chan. And you do realize that in most timelines Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are dead before Liu Bei and thus cannot form a bond with little Michalious?

Uesugi Kenshin would not have a daughter named Natalia who he abandoned because he wanted a son. He's crazy and war hungry, but also a devout Buddhist who believes in protecting his own. I find it hard to believe he would abandon a political bargaining chip anyways.

Ailsa Quan is not the name a daughter of Sun Quan would have either.

Also, could you explain how your crossover came to be since you don't seem to be using Orochi? Who while we're at is crossover authors is a pretty good crossover device and should be used more thoroughly. It'd make more sense then just having the characters all together with no explanation.

Man. Why do I keep finding the strangest Sand Sibs fic?

Okay, I sort of clicked on your fic knowing the back button would come eventually, but I was thrown out of your fic and across the street by one completely bizarre thing you included in your fic.

Why on earth is Shukaku using Fan German?

I mean, what were you thinking?
I like strange, foreign pet names as much as the next guy (really, I do like them), but couldn't you have picked a language that made a bit of sense? Hell, go with fan Japanese. Or maybe try something new and put in some Fan Arabic. Those would make just a bit more sense.
Or at least provide some explanation as to why Shukaku's crooning 'Mein Liebling' in Gaara's ear.

Damn it. Now I want to write a fic where Shukaku's really the trapped spirit of a Nazi commander that died in the desert front of World War II.

Well, it wasn't the strangest Suuna fic I read that day, that was for sure.
Lightning Ougi.

My Dear Idiotic Fanbrats,

     I'll admit I enjoy reading a good fic which uses; Rape, Incest, Emotional Abuse, Physical Abuse, Child Abuse, Personality Disorders, etc, as plot points. It can be done well. It can be done incredibly brilliant, where the whole physcological and emotional truama is dealt with in a realistic manner. Or it can be done in an extremely stupid eye-gouging fashion where nothing makes sense whatsoever.

     It seems like most of you fanbrats choose to use the last option. Honestly must you guys make a mockery of such serious issues?



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    Tl;Dr version: DO A LITTLE FUCKING RESEACH ON THIS SUBJECT BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO WRITE ON IT. I'm God-damned fed-up of seeing all of this falsely romanticised in your fanfictions. IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY IN THE REAL WORLD! No, no matter how much you want ot belive it, it doesn't. And the excuse "But it's only fanfiction" is not even remotely plausible. Your shitty grammar, purple prose, and blatant raping of the English language does nothing to help your case either. There's something called reality. Include it.

Absolutely no love,
Me.

P.S.: While I'm at it, a trip to your local shrink may work wonders for you.

ETA: As someone helpfully pointed out some of the things said here come off as blatant generalisations. My bad, I meant them as examples. No offence meant to anyone.

http://www.cartoonlabs.com/comics/index.php?date=2008-10-13&show=sinfest

Sinfest
Tatsuya Ishida

Well, now I know this is fanficrants but as it is a review rant on a fanvid I hope it is still okay....or really a review WTF I thought you would all enjoy it.

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I've been silent regarding these campaigns so far, but I've made my choice to come out of the shadows and tell you that Dent/Dent is who you should be voting for. Perhaps the Dents have done some misdeeds in their lives, but I can't turn against the man who I made a pillow fort with. Furthermore, Luthor stole FORTY CAKES and that, my dear friends, is inexcusable. This is why I have been secretly donating to their campaign in increasing amounts that now come to about forty million. That's right. One million for each cake that Lex Luthor STOLE FROM AMERICA.

And remember:







Take America's fate in your own hands.





Think. Research. Dent/Dent '08